May 17
/DEAD. Somebody take me to the UK asap.Get a British slang lesson from those dirty boys @ 923 Now. [x]
I CANNOT. I AM WEEPING.
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May 16
If Jay was A Weatherman at a daytime TV show
- Jay: So all week it`s going to be sunny....crap I gotta get sunscreen.
- Jay: It`s going to be sunny all week?! SUNSCREEN TIME
- Jay: GONNA GRAB MY BABY GONNA HOLD HER TIGHT...ANYBODY?COME ON!
- Jay: So...whoops I fell.
- Jay: And on Thursjay..i mean Thursday!!
- Jay: so in...uh...whoops hit myself
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May 15
Interviewer: Who takes the longest to get ready?
Everyone: Nathan.
Interviewer: Why’s that, what takes so long?
Siva: He’s a young boy.
Tom: Too long in the shower.
Nathan: I - I - I get —
Jay: Young boys have needs.
Nathan: No, no, I don’t, no I don’t. I —
Max: He sits down in the shower, probably.
Nathan: No, right, no, let me explain this —
Siva: He’s finding himself.(x)
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